Covertly Hostile Thank You Card
Covertly Hostile Thank You Card
Sometimes a gift is not wanted. Other times, while it is wanted, it comes with burdensome strings attached. Use the language of flowers to convey how you really feel, while hiding behind innocuous and bland text.
Card features rhododendrons (meaning beware), yellow carnations (meaning No!) and lint flowers (meaning I feel my obligations).
Front: Thank you
Inside: blank
Card is 5" x 7" and comes with a white envelope.
Available singly for $4 each or in packs of six for $20.
Unlike most of our cards, this card is not imprinted with our logo or company name, which will make it harder to trace back to the source. We know that some parents are wildly suspicious, and yes, might google to see where you got the card. We want all givers of this card to maintain plausible deniability.